"Something deep and poetic sounding that is actually just a dick joke"

— Me, William Shakespeare (via officialbillyshakes)

(via shakespeareismyjam)

"I have a habit of leaving places at the wrong time, just when something big may have happened for me."

Nico (via misswallflower)

backstageleft:

jellysnack:


A Leatherman multi-tool hanging off your belt is a great way to stay prepared for emergencies, but it means you look like someone with a Leatherman hanging off their belt—and that part’s not so great. This innocuous hair clip is a better alternative. It manages to replicate the functionality of quite a few tools, but will all but disappear when used to keep your bangs at bay.
It can serve as a flat-head screwdriver, even for fixing those tiny screws on your glasses. It’s got a 5/16 wrench for tackling the occasional bolt, and there’s a serrated edge for hacking through rope, but hopefully not hacking through your hair when worn. It could very well be the smallest multi-tool you can buy for just $10, trumped only by the Q-Tip when it comes to cost versus functionality. 

 WANT!

These are really lovely, although I’m super worried about having a cutting blade in my hair because I’m gunna cut myself on it, a lot. 

backstageleft:

jellysnack:

A Leatherman multi-tool hanging off your belt is a great way to stay prepared for emergencies, but it means you look like someone with a Leatherman hanging off their belt—and that part’s not so great. This innocuous hair clip is a better alternative. It manages to replicate the functionality of quite a few tools, but will all but disappear when used to keep your bangs at bay.

It can serve as a flat-head screwdriver, even for fixing those tiny screws on your glasses. It’s got a 5/16 wrench for tackling the occasional bolt, and there’s a serrated edge for hacking through rope, but hopefully not hacking through your hair when worn. It could very well be the smallest multi-tool you can buy for just $10, trumped only by the Q-Tip when it comes to cost versus functionality. 

 WANT!

These are really lovely, although I’m super worried about having a cutting blade in my hair because I’m gunna cut myself on it, a lot. 

benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

lotrlockedwhovian:

THIS IS ADORABLE.

Reblogging again because it’s way too fantastic not to.

(Source: bofurs, via rainingskyandgreeneyes)

absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

the-leader-in-red:

OH MY GOD I HAVE FOUND THE GIF OF MY LIFE

the-leader-in-red:

OH MY GOD I HAVE FOUND THE GIF OF MY LIFE

(Source: taylorwildfree, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

(via andbeholdapalehorse)